Ninjas at the Wedding – First Dance
Aug.18, 2010 in
Funny
This couple should be ashamed of themselves. If I were at that wedding I’d walk up to the groom and punch him in the face and show him how a real ninja fights, even if I were his Dad! Now I know that pirates and ninja’s have been fighting for centuries like vampires and werewolves, but this was probably the worst display I’ve ever seen. Not to mention everyone knows that a Ninja could kick a pirates ass any day!
This is the type of thing I expect to see in a 5th grade talent show, and I’d even allow it in 8th grade. My guess is this pirate groom never got the chance cause he was too busy plucking his wedgies. He can go play fight ninjas all he wants and I’ll go comfort his bride.

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